Captain Janeway – Star Trek Coffee Quote

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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.  ~Captain Janeway –

We admire such dedication and priority – right down to the people skills!

But wait,  “There’s coffee in that nebula!”


Conan O’Brien on Starbucks

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Conan Obrien Coffee“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on coffee cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!”

– Connan O’Brian

Who do you think started this whole caffè latte?

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Ahh how about a Seinfeld quote:

Jerry: Another caffè latte?
Cosmo Kramer: You better believe it.
Jerry: Since when are you so trendy?
Cosmo Kramer: Hey, baby, I set the trends! Who do you think started this whole caffè latte?
Jerry: I don’t recall you drinking caffè lattes.
Cosmo Kramer: I’ve been drinking caffè lattes since the fifth grade and I haven’t looked back.

Kramer cafe latte

Eddie Izzard – Covered in Bees & Coffee quote

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Eddie IzzardDuring Eddie’s Covered in Bees skit; he breaks into a line of discussion about normal things Bee Keepers couldn’t do on the job; like going for coffee, then he says

“I Like my coffee, like I like my women; in a plastic cup”.

Watch it for yourself… worth a laugh

Denis Leary on Coffee Flavored Coffee.

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Dennis Leary - coffee“Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee, anymore, in this country? What happened with the coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee!” – Denis Leary

Oh – if you like that quote – it was only the beginning… watch this for the whole skit…. Awesome!

Dave Barry on Coffee

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Dave Barry on CoffeeIt is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.
~Dave Barry

David Letterman on Coffee

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Letterman with Coffee

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” ~ David Letterman

Late Show Coffee Mug

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